In Bali, we got sucked into exactly the kind of look-and-buy “workshop” tour that we hoped to avoid. We had rented a tiny villa outside Ubud—8 minutes outside, by car, but about 45 minutes on foot. We had prearranged a transfer from the airport to the villa through the owner, and the driver lived nearby, and was available for day trips, or just a drive into town. The driver seemed great, and after he dropped us off, we arranged a day trip for the next day, to see some of the sights around Ubud. We had an idea of what that was going to be like; it did not overlap much with his idea of what it would be like, and his fluency in English seemed to decline whenever we were trying to communicate that we weren’t interested in buying paintings, sculptures, furniture, etc. Our first stop was at a painting factory, where the demonstration portion was essentially paint by the number. After walking around the gallery in horrified stupor, we tried again to explain what we wanted to do. Our next stop was at a bird and reptile park, which sounded good, but wasn’t—imagine a petting zoo from the early 70s. We won’t dignify it with any more description. We had a quick conference together on how we’d turn the day around, and went back to the driver, resolute. David has since ridden on a donkey, and the struggle for directional control is not that dissimilar—if you are persistent, vigilant, and quick to react, you can mostly go where you want, at the speed you want. Tour guides don’t have ears that rotate towards the tasty greens—or passing donkey flesh--they want to chew on, so that makes them a little harder to anticipate than donkeys.
However, we did get to see a batik fabric workshop that we really were interested in. Aside from our stop at a grocery store, it was the only redeeming factor in his tour.
Handmade batik is beautiful; it was neat to see the process in person: